you've been paragraphed!!!
Verily, I am pleased to see you have finally managed to wrap your wee head around the paragraphitis! You are now a bonafide bloGGeroon, and as to picking at blisters...ewwwww!!! This is a family bloGG and I would request that you keep it clean. Zits, blisters and other malodorous bodily erruptions will not be entertained.
Flipflops, however, are an astute strategic move. Very tropical, very trendy. But your sockophobia defeats me. I must admit, I am a bit of a sockaddictus myself. They are useful for all sorts of things. I once used them to lower eggs into a thermal pool, they came out perfectly boiled. And the socks, too. Mostly, though, I use them to gag people with.
As to ratty, well, the way I see it is this: how can one possibly make anyone more ratty than they already are? Or did you mean as in "Rat", Rattier", "Rattiest"? A rhetorical question, of course. Still, bears thinking about, eh? (Rodentttt!!!)
Re. your terminal question, if you ask me (which you did), I personally think it's all a matter of velocity. As long as you're moving, it's immaterial whether you're coming or going. This is a situation we are on first name terms with, and I love flying, so there's your answer. Hrrmm? I thot so, too.
I shall now leave you to your interminable perigrinations about the head-count in the Folger's box; I will likely not have a great deal to contribute, as we have had this discussion several times and you WILL insist on picking at it like a blisteriferous scab.
(Yes, I know I used your favourite word, I assure you it was entirely inadvertent.)
(HAHAHA!)
I await your blistering response. Just be warned, though, that I have 36 pairs of assorted soxatmydisposal.
Flipflops, however, are an astute strategic move. Very tropical, very trendy. But your sockophobia defeats me. I must admit, I am a bit of a sockaddictus myself. They are useful for all sorts of things. I once used them to lower eggs into a thermal pool, they came out perfectly boiled. And the socks, too. Mostly, though, I use them to gag people with.
As to ratty, well, the way I see it is this: how can one possibly make anyone more ratty than they already are? Or did you mean as in "Rat", Rattier", "Rattiest"? A rhetorical question, of course. Still, bears thinking about, eh? (Rodentttt!!!)
Re. your terminal question, if you ask me (which you did), I personally think it's all a matter of velocity. As long as you're moving, it's immaterial whether you're coming or going. This is a situation we are on first name terms with, and I love flying, so there's your answer. Hrrmm? I thot so, too.
I shall now leave you to your interminable perigrinations about the head-count in the Folger's box; I will likely not have a great deal to contribute, as we have had this discussion several times and you WILL insist on picking at it like a blisteriferous scab.
(Yes, I know I used your favourite word, I assure you it was entirely inadvertent.)
(HAHAHA!)
I await your blistering response. Just be warned, though, that I have 36 pairs of assorted soxatmydisposal.
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