BalderDash&FiddleStix!
To my co-BloGGerator:
For once, I have decided to do a straight bloGG, instead of a deviant one.(I must zig before I can zag?!?). Therefore, you will see no mention of ahem razors, pruning or bushes in here today. If this cranks up your desperation index, see George W. about your problem. I believe he has an oil-based cure that you can get while vacationing in an undisclosed destination that rhymes with WMD. Or was supposed to anyway.
If all else fails, you can always resort to whateveritisyounormally doforit.
You will also be pleased to know I am recommending you for a spell-check implant and prophylactic dyslexiotomy. Both procedures are, I believe, quite painless and once done, recuperation’s a cinch as they have perfected a technique that puts YOU in charge. It has to do with rubber bands, wrists and a subversive form of Pavlovian conditioning. (For details, contact the author.)
As to DuckTape, well quackquack, I say!!! I see your memory serves me better than my own does, which is just as well because suddenly it all comes back at me in a veritable flood of quirkisms, gooferations and looperosities that I thought I’d lost FOREVER because (oh, shoot me!!!) I never wrote down a SINGLE one, an old failing from 3 lifetimes ago which, as you can see, I am paying for bigtime now, in karma points, discount coupons and prolific bloGGerosity. Though the last is stretching a bit thin at the seams lately.
So apart from jolting my memory alive, which caused me to go into repeated seizures the last some days, I must also thank you for reviving the moribund Trolls&GoblinsInc., for rearranging my award-winning collection of socks, and for putting me off razors for the next 49,000 lifetimes.
This, as you well know, is my 4th bloGGsite in as many months, and for that you shall be instantly tossed into a pickling vat with last year’s turnips. Unless you prefer tarred&featheredandfedtothe masses. You get to choose; we are being generous today.
If I vapourize for awhile, it’s because life is happening briefly, but I shall be back anon. Meanwhile, keep the goblins gainfully occupied, and remember to feed them ALL your Folger’s coffee bags. I repeat: ALL!!!
For once, I have decided to do a straight bloGG, instead of a deviant one.(I must zig before I can zag?!?). Therefore, you will see no mention of ahem razors, pruning or bushes in here today. If this cranks up your desperation index, see George W. about your problem. I believe he has an oil-based cure that you can get while vacationing in an undisclosed destination that rhymes with WMD. Or was supposed to anyway.
If all else fails, you can always resort to whateveritisyounormally doforit.
You will also be pleased to know I am recommending you for a spell-check implant and prophylactic dyslexiotomy. Both procedures are, I believe, quite painless and once done, recuperation’s a cinch as they have perfected a technique that puts YOU in charge. It has to do with rubber bands, wrists and a subversive form of Pavlovian conditioning. (For details, contact the author.)
As to DuckTape, well quackquack, I say!!! I see your memory serves me better than my own does, which is just as well because suddenly it all comes back at me in a veritable flood of quirkisms, gooferations and looperosities that I thought I’d lost FOREVER because (oh, shoot me!!!) I never wrote down a SINGLE one, an old failing from 3 lifetimes ago which, as you can see, I am paying for bigtime now, in karma points, discount coupons and prolific bloGGerosity. Though the last is stretching a bit thin at the seams lately.
So apart from jolting my memory alive, which caused me to go into repeated seizures the last some days, I must also thank you for reviving the moribund Trolls&GoblinsInc., for rearranging my award-winning collection of socks, and for putting me off razors for the next 49,000 lifetimes.
This, as you well know, is my 4th bloGGsite in as many months, and for that you shall be instantly tossed into a pickling vat with last year’s turnips. Unless you prefer tarred&featheredandfedtothe masses. You get to choose; we are being generous today.
If I vapourize for awhile, it’s because life is happening briefly, but I shall be back anon. Meanwhile, keep the goblins gainfully occupied, and remember to feed them ALL your Folger’s coffee bags. I repeat: ALL!!!
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