Hogwash&Chikkinfeathers
Ah, the unkindest cut of all!!! I bleed, I bleed! Begone, you vile creature, to have brought up ONE lousy spello and made such a song and dance about it! The temerity! Harrumph. I am sorely tempted to auction you on ebay to the lowest bidder, and throw in a month's supply of cat litter as additional enticement. On the other hand, the headhunters of Borneo, an unfriendly neighbouring island, might be willing to pay big money...
Unlike your uncharitable self, I shall desist from running all your bloGGzz bass ackwards through a spellcheck and posting the results in a public forum such as this. We shall not stoop to conquer, but rather, retain our dignity and maintain our decorum. Hufflepuffle and schoofledoofle to you too.
As to talent, did you know this was an ancient unit of weight (or money)? Are you saying then, your fingers are heavy? Scale-y? Rich? What? Further, are you trying to imply that I am over-utilizing my severely limited cerebral matter, and should stop contemplating altogether? What would you suggest I take up as an idle pastime instead? Soap carving? Wood whittling? Scarf knitting? Spit-bubble blowing?
Re. your honey fetish, allow me to recommend Greek honey...with yogurt. It is a particular favourite breakfast food in Crete, and if you're lucky, it comes with a hunk on the side. And no, I don't know which side. And frankly if I were you, I'd stay away from the chicken feathers. Kinky stuff, won't do you much good and ditto the wally. Besides, what if the kids found out.
I must leave you for the nonce, need to see a man about a dog. Re. Folgers, my lawyer will call your lawyer. Re. torturing the world, you are at liberty, though I doubt we're averaging more than one hit every leap year. Which is an amazingly good average for a bloGGsite, I'm told.
While we're on the subject, I do have a rather useful, barely-used, illustrated torture manual, and I'm looking to sell it. It'll cost you about 50 million. Not cheap, but worth every zloty. You may send the money to my Swiss bank account, WMD 11011000110 poste haste.
Before you go, please answer one last question for our audience: What are your views on the Polish zloty? And when you're done with that, we'd like your opinion on waffles with maple syrup vs. ice cream.
Unlike your uncharitable self, I shall desist from running all your bloGGzz bass ackwards through a spellcheck and posting the results in a public forum such as this. We shall not stoop to conquer, but rather, retain our dignity and maintain our decorum. Hufflepuffle and schoofledoofle to you too.
As to talent, did you know this was an ancient unit of weight (or money)? Are you saying then, your fingers are heavy? Scale-y? Rich? What? Further, are you trying to imply that I am over-utilizing my severely limited cerebral matter, and should stop contemplating altogether? What would you suggest I take up as an idle pastime instead? Soap carving? Wood whittling? Scarf knitting? Spit-bubble blowing?
Re. your honey fetish, allow me to recommend Greek honey...with yogurt. It is a particular favourite breakfast food in Crete, and if you're lucky, it comes with a hunk on the side. And no, I don't know which side. And frankly if I were you, I'd stay away from the chicken feathers. Kinky stuff, won't do you much good and ditto the wally. Besides, what if the kids found out.
I must leave you for the nonce, need to see a man about a dog. Re. Folgers, my lawyer will call your lawyer. Re. torturing the world, you are at liberty, though I doubt we're averaging more than one hit every leap year. Which is an amazingly good average for a bloGGsite, I'm told.
While we're on the subject, I do have a rather useful, barely-used, illustrated torture manual, and I'm looking to sell it. It'll cost you about 50 million. Not cheap, but worth every zloty. You may send the money to my Swiss bank account, WMD 11011000110 poste haste.
Before you go, please answer one last question for our audience: What are your views on the Polish zloty? And when you're done with that, we'd like your opinion on waffles with maple syrup vs. ice cream.
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