Oh, kinky!!!
Ahaaa! Finally managed to retrieve the old fishnets, eh? Wondered how long it would take you to exhume them...and by the way, I must confess I neglected to launder after I last used them, what, 2 years ago? before stuffing them behind the third cushion on the living room couch. Didn't realise that was your couch, though.
So be warned, you don’t want to handle them without sterile gloves, and if you do plan to toss them in the wash, careful, they’d probably disintegrate anyway, so I’d say incineration would seem the only safe option for disposal.
The leotard, however, is a whole other story. I don’t do pink, and purple satin hearts are just SO not me. I suggest you seek the owner elsewhere.
I see from your bloGG you are still fixated on talents. Since I see them for the ancient form of currency they are, I’d suggest you bite into them to check if they’re really gold. If, as you say, your eye has a hidden talent, I must warn you that my talent has...yup...a hidden eye. It tells me you are still smarting from my last spellcheck reference; I suppose I should assure you there shall be no more such forthcoming but am unable to do so at this time.
Re. the minting of zlotys in the UK, I am hardly surprised. The Brits were always getting up to all sorts of nefariousimperialist boffintricks. Remind me to regale you with the Indian Chapter sometime. We are not amused. And while we’re on the subject, I suggest you guys return the Kohinoor as well, it’s high time, and the Elgin Marbles to Greece, or we shall all take off our clothes and parade nekkid up and down Downing Street.
Re. kitty litter, the "granual" (from your post) manual says it is illegal to use the stuff for any other purpose than the one it is intended for. Now I don’t know about you, but I like to keep things strictly legal.
I must be off now, so do remember to dispose of the fishnets in a satisfactorily sanitary fashion. Wouldn’t want you catching something catching.
The leotard, however, is yours to abuse as you choose to.
So be warned, you don’t want to handle them without sterile gloves, and if you do plan to toss them in the wash, careful, they’d probably disintegrate anyway, so I’d say incineration would seem the only safe option for disposal.
The leotard, however, is a whole other story. I don’t do pink, and purple satin hearts are just SO not me. I suggest you seek the owner elsewhere.
I see from your bloGG you are still fixated on talents. Since I see them for the ancient form of currency they are, I’d suggest you bite into them to check if they’re really gold. If, as you say, your eye has a hidden talent, I must warn you that my talent has...yup...a hidden eye. It tells me you are still smarting from my last spellcheck reference; I suppose I should assure you there shall be no more such forthcoming but am unable to do so at this time.
Re. the minting of zlotys in the UK, I am hardly surprised. The Brits were always getting up to all sorts of nefariousimperialist boffintricks. Remind me to regale you with the Indian Chapter sometime. We are not amused. And while we’re on the subject, I suggest you guys return the Kohinoor as well, it’s high time, and the Elgin Marbles to Greece, or we shall all take off our clothes and parade nekkid up and down Downing Street.
Re. kitty litter, the "granual" (from your post) manual says it is illegal to use the stuff for any other purpose than the one it is intended for. Now I don’t know about you, but I like to keep things strictly legal.
I must be off now, so do remember to dispose of the fishnets in a satisfactorily sanitary fashion. Wouldn’t want you catching something catching.
The leotard, however, is yours to abuse as you choose to.
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